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As he started back down the passage, the Penguin Lord heard a noise behind him. Turning quickly, the Penguin of the Two Swords was stunned to see the headless body start to rise.

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Some people/penguins just
Some people/penguins just don't know when to stay down!
I'm guessing the false Vizar is not a big fan of "Happy Feet", or "March of the Penguins".
No, but oddly enough he's
No, but oddly enough he's looking forward to "Happy Feet Two"
Nuke it from orbit. it's the
Nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
Space travel and launching
Space travel and launching satellites into orbit are currently beyond Penguin technology. Plus, he'd be toasting his own home.